She said, “Eyeeye-eye-eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don’t want much for Christmas.” She said, “There’s only one thing I need.” It’s the secular holiday anthem of the ages. It’s also based on a lie.
Mariah is our inspiration. However, we all know the ambiguous. You is not the only thing she needs, nor the only thing needed by the masses—who can often be heard belting “All I Want for Christmas Is You” in unison in the bars and show choir concerts across the country. It’s impossible to wrap your head around a “you.” “Vielleicht get annoyed when you see the word “you” He refuses to give up football in favour of Married at the First Sight. (This isn’t personal.) Who is it? You anyway?
Mariah can’t help but be a burden. Reason We are here to help.
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