SNL took apart Trump’s Bible-selling grift and pander to Christianity just in time for Easter.
SNL Trump said:
It’s Easter, the time of year when I compare myself to Jesus That’s just a thing I do now, and people seem to be okay with it. I’m going to keep doing it. If you think this is a bad look, imagine how weird it would be if I started selling Bibles. Well, I’m selling Bibles. Look at this beautiful Bible made from 100% Bible. It sounds like a joke, and in many ways it is, but it’s also very. As you know, I love the Bible. It’s my favorite book. I’ve definitely read it.
My favorite part is probably the ending, how it all wraps up. But this is a very special Bible. And it can be yours for the high, high price of $60. But I’m not doing this for the money. I’m doing this for the glory of god and for pandering and mostly for money. But it’s so sad. Religion and Christianity are totally gone from this country, and we need them back.
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Without religion, you don’t have laws, you don’t have mission trips. I’m told mission trips are a lot of fun. You go to Mexico, build a house, maybe make out with someone on the last night. Then it’s back to Clearwater, Florida like it never happened. But you’re going to love…
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